Febrero 2012
"Chill out, it's just a book."
kay-the-kleptomaniac:
When I grow old and decide I want to watch the...
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
Claro, ahora todos son fans de Adele.
likeazulmalobato:
When your crush says hi to you. →
funniest10k:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
me: wow I'm actually happy right now
life: lol now hold on just one minute
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
on twitter.
Tom: Hey! I'll tweet a lot and tell you guys what the hell I'm doing in that moment. I'll make fun about cats or food, reply some people and upload pictures about random nerdy things that fans loves.
Danny: YEEEEEEEEESSSS. I'll upload a picture showing my hand cause I'm damn cool. I'll write in really bad grammar and tweet silly things. Also talk with Roger Sanchez.
Harry: Hi! :-) I'll retweet a lot of tweets and add an amazing funny comment.
Dougie: POOPIE.
That awkward moment when people stare at you when...
thatfunnyblog:
Bitch,am I that hot?
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
my mum: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
my mum: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
Reblog this if you think Garrett Hedlund should be...
peetuh-bread:
peetuh-bread:
curious to see how many people agree
TOTALLY AGREE.
Reblog if you love Twilight as much as Robert...
sherlockandmoriar-tea:
elkaydee:
barackfuckingobama:
mypatronusisyou:
mrsweasley:
OH MY GOD SO MANY PEOPLE WILL NOT GET THIS AT ALL
XD I hope people get this
Hahaa yeahh people are not going to get this
so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.